Gemma Correll, on Tumblr
i wasnt going to reblog but she is just so damn clever
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?
You don’t even want to know the amount of times I’ve accidently dipped my dirty paintbrush in my cup of coffee and went “eh, fuck it” and took a swig anyway.’
Collection of Japanese school lunches served at a middle school in japan
just for comparison, here’s Americas.
They get REAL food in Japan?
What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:
- I am unable to do that
- I am too stressed out to do that
- I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
- My body will physically not allow me to do that
- I am on the verge of a panic attack
- I cannot do that
What people hear:
- I am unwilling to do that
- I am just shy
- I am overreacting
- I am lazy
- I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
- I need a push
- I don’t want to do that
Inspired by X
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you
"You can call me Nagisa."
"I won’t. We aren’t that close."
"We can get closer once you join the swim club."
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
LoL, infinity energy
My life in 6 seconds
If there was nothing to describe my personality more.
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
"Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”
HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.
this is my “how every person abpve the age of 40 looks at a cell phone” face